Vatican Falls Under Spell of Harry Potter

The evil sorcerer Harry Potter has finally mesmerized the normally calm minds of the Vatican and tricked them into endorsing their child friendly Satanism.

“It took a while, but the Vatican has finally come around to giving Harry Potter its blessing.

The Vatican newspaper gave a favourable review to the latest film, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince after giving the lead character a decisive thumbs down in the past.”

Sick. Why doesn’t he just start playing guitar in a rock band? This disgusting endorsement is a far cry from the Pope’s usual sensible self.

“Earlier this year, the pope caused an uproar in the Austrian Church when he tried to promote a priest who had said the Harry Potter stories smacked of “Satanism” and that Hurricane Katrina was God’s punishment for sin in New Orleans.”

Now that’s the Pope we know and trust. One that wouldn’t let himself be beguiled by the Devil’s minions. Let’s hope the grand Poo-Ba comes to his senses before he endorses Guitar Hero: Devil Rock.

Evil Pope

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3 Comments on “Vatican Falls Under Spell of Harry Potter”

  1. dromedaryhump Says:

    the pope is a fucking blight on humanity!!!
    this moron is the quintessential example of theist stupidty, callousness, and hypocracy.

    That the world’s catholics see this old fool as a leader and font of goodness speaks volumes of the mindnumbing stupidity that religion foisters on the weak mof mind.


    • I think he might have the record of the most public relations errors of any pope since the middle ages.

      I got chastised once for criticizing the pope in front of a bunch of Catholics. Thing is, none of the Catholics minded. They all agreed with me.

  2. naphtali Says:

    It has been known for centuries that the Vatican is “The Mother of Harlots” referred to by Christ in Revelation/Apocalypse chapter 17; which explains perfectly that it is that great CITY (Vatican CITY) that rules over the kings of the earth; that sits on 7 mountains (Rome), where the inhabitants wear SCARLET (cardinals) and PURPLE (bishops) decked with gold; precious stones and pearls and calls itself “Mother” church.
    However, Christ calls her “Mother of Abominations”; his ENEMY and the great WHORE and He, NOT the pope, MUST be right.


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