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2 Kings 2:23-24, For Real
December 28, 2009Jesus Christ Kicked Off Jury
December 2, 2009Story from AP:
Court officials say a Birmingham woman who changed her name to Jesus Christ didn’t live up to it when she reported for jury duty this week. The woman, previously named Dorothy Lola Killingworth, was sent to Judge Clyde Jones’s courtroom for a criminal case Monday.
Court officials told The Birmingham News Tuesday that the [...]
2012?
November 22, 2009Baby Einstein … not so much
October 23, 2009According to this article:
the Walt Disney Company is now offering refunds for all those “Baby Einstein” videos that did not make children into geniuses.
They may have been a great electronic baby sitter, but the unusual refunds appear to be a tacit admission that they did not increase infant intellect.
So, it turns out that turning on [...]
Mr. Deity and the Skeptic
September 16, 2009Louis CK learns about the Catholic Church
August 31, 2009Christians Dispruptive at Rock Concert
August 27, 2009You know you’re a dick when you’re at a Marilyn Manson concert and get singled out for being disruptive and disrespectful. Keep it up, Christianity isn’t quite dead yet.
From the article:
“We think it’s fun,” said Cesar Haro, 19, of Pomona. “We think arguing with these people is cool … but we do think it’s very [...]
