According to this article:
the Walt Disney Company is now offering refunds for all those “Baby Einstein” videos that did not make children into geniuses.
They may have been a great electronic baby sitter, but the unusual refunds appear to be a tacit admission that they did not increase infant intellect.
So, it turns out that turning on [...]
Archive for the 'Absurdisms' Category
Baby Einstein … not so much
October 23, 2009Mr. Deity and the Skeptic
September 16, 2009Louis CK learns about the Catholic Church
August 31, 2009Christians Dispruptive at Rock Concert
August 27, 2009You know you’re a dick when you’re at a Marilyn Manson concert and get singled out for being disruptive and disrespectful. Keep it up, Christianity isn’t quite dead yet.
From the article:
“We think it’s fun,” said Cesar Haro, 19, of Pomona. “We think arguing with these people is cool … but we do think it’s very [...]
Mr Deity and the Unique Gift
August 20, 2009The Wizard of Oz Adjusted To Reality
August 5, 200910 Things I Hate About Commandments
August 2, 20097 Year Old Skips Church, by Taking Car
July 30, 2009This kid’s got the right idea.
“A 7-year-old boy led officers on a car chase Sunday through Weber County in an attempt to avoid going to church, authorities say.”
He gets demerits for the execution, though.
“Dispatchers received reports of a child driving a vehicle recklessly near 4100 West and 1975 North around 9 a.m.
The motorist who called [...]
The Pope Practices “Naturalistic” Medicine
July 23, 2009This is truly disturbing. Last week, the Pope endorsed a pagan religion, and the lord duly punished him for it by breaking his arm. Now, instead of learning his lesson and trusting in God to heal his sick ways, he is turning to “naturalist” medicine for a “quick and easy” cure.
“Benedict XVI trusts the doctors [...]
