Sexy Time in the Catholic Church

Forget singles bars. If you really want a swinging time, join the Catholic Church.
“Bookshops throughout India’s Christian communities in Kerala have already sold out of Amen, the autobiography of Sister Jesme, who has alleged that priests and nuns not only broke their vows of celibacy with each other but regularly forced novices to have sex [...]

Do it!

“THE Vatican on Thursday warned Italy’s bishops against letting deserted churches be transformed into nightclubs if the decision was taken to sell the places of worship.”
Do it! Turn it into a night club. What’s the worst that could happen? It’s not like people are going to be stripping on the alter.
“He gave the example of [...]

Iron Jesus

Until this week, Mary Jo Coady had never given her iron a second thought. Then she saw a likeness of Jesus staring back from its not-quite stainless steel bottom.
Well,  it’s not that great of a Jesus. I’ve seen better. But, at least it’s not the “Virgin” Mary. Those get a little old.
She simply thought others [...]

Old Pope Played Teenage Goth

Sources have revealed that the “Old Pope”, Karol Wojtyla, aka John Paul the 2nd, would, at least on occasion, flagellate himself as a form of penance. This old school method of penance was officially banned by the Catholic Church in the 14th century and is usually kept pretty hush within the church, but the Opes [...]

Didn’t God Create the Solstices?

Time for another nativity in a courthouse debacle. Yep, it looks like the Right’s infamous “War on Christmas” is beginning early this year. This time, it’s in the Arkansas state capitol building whose Christmas decorations are up and include … a nativity scene! However, when the Arkansas Society of Freethinkers created a Solstice display for [...]

Frank Schaeffer Responds to Psalms 109 Threat

Frank Schaeffer responds to the bat-shit crazy religious right’s fucking ludicrous crack pot threats. Schaeffer was born into this movement and has thankfully overcome the brain washing and is now speaking against it.

Using the Bible to Threaten Obama’s Life

The Cleveland Leader has an article about this lovely T-shirt.
Not that it needs to be said again, but Christians really are terrible people. This time they are attempting to be cute by referencing a Bible verse that says:
“Let his days be few; and let another take his office.” (Psalm 109:8)
Nice. And, of course, we’re never [...]

Bible Teacher Seduces Teenage Girls

Robert Louis Rosseau, a Bible teacher at Christian Academy in San Antonio has used the ol’, “Come Join My Secret Society That Helps Mankind, But First You Need To Sleep With Me So I Know I Can Trust You” routine on a couple of teenage girls. Oldest trick in the (Good) Book. Where do you [...]

Top Scientologist Refuses to Answer Xenu Question

A short video outlining the bizarre Xenu story attributed to the Church of Scientology.

This story is very popular on the internet and has been featured on South Park. Is this true? Is the Xenu story a tenet of Scientology? I, for one, would love to know. Wouldn’t it be great if [...]

The Infamous Banned Mormon Cartoon

Rather, it’s a cartoon not liked by the CoJCoLDS. I’ve heard many claims that it’s an inaccurate representation of their beliefs, but I’ve never seen any specific corrections. And, from what I understand, it was written by an ex-Mormon. It could just be that the tone is not quite right? That is a complaint of [...]