Archive for December 1, 2008

Vicar Jams Potato in the Ass. Lies About It (of course)

December 1, 2008

A Vicar in the UK went into the emergency room at Sheffield’s Northern General Hospital to have a potato removed from his ass. And he claimed it was an accident! As far as I know, no one at no time has anyone ever had a potato “accidentally” put up his ass. The nurse on duty, Trudi Watson, said the Vicar claimed to be hanging curtains in the nude when he fell backwards and landed on the tuber. Funny. People who just use real sex toys never have to go to the emergency room and make up stories to tell the nurse. But, I guess that’s some sort of sin.

He could have said that God told him to do it. After all, no one could prove otherwise.