Archive for December 2, 2008

Man Attempts Vehicular Homocide Because God Told Him To

December 2, 2008

In San Antonio, on Highway 281, a man rammed his truck into a woman’s vehicle at 100 MPH because God told him to (no word on whether the man has a potato in his ass at the time).  The man claimed that God said,”she needed to be taken off the road.”

So, is arresting this man religious persecution? After all, he was following his god’s orders.

According to the San Antonio police, they “could not find alcohol or drugs in either driver.”

Nope, there was something much more dangerous than alchohol or drugs in this man … the holy spirit. It excuses ALL behavior, no matter how heinous. Booze only excuses dancing on tables.