Satan did it. Arrest him!
A woman in Arlington Washington stole money from her own church. Is she responsible for her actions? Of course not! Satan did it. Satan is currently being sought out for questioning.
Satan made her steal $73,000. No word yet on what Satan was planning on doing with the money.
Satan made her forge her pastor’s signature on 80 checks. God did not see fit to step in and give her hand cramp.
She was fired from her administrative assistant position at the church. Apparently they did not see fit to turn the other check cheek.
If your receptionist forges your right check, give her the left check.