Archive for April 14, 2009

Norm Coleman Veruca Salt: Separated at Birth?

April 14, 2009

Election justices, after a long and transparent process, have ruled Al Franken the winner in the MN Senatorial seat.

The panel concluded that Franken, a DFLer, “received the highest number of votes legally cast” in the election. Franken emerged from the trial with a 312-vote lead, the court ruled, and “is therefore entitled to receive the certificate of election.”

Norm Coleman, doing his best Veruca Salt impression, is expected to appeal. You know, for the good of the voters.

I want to win the election NOOOOOOOOOW!