Gay Elephant Peeves Polish Politician

Haaaaay!

Haaaaay!

A right wing Polish politician, Michal Grzes, is criticizing his local zoo for buying a gay elephant. The elephant, named Ninio, seems to genuinely prefer the company of other males, is a snappy dresser, and is otherwise fabulous!

It could be a phase, though. Ninio the elephant is young, only 10, and elephants don’t reach sexual maturity until 14, so there’s still time. If an older elephant takes him into the shower and shows him that he has a penis too, only bigger, it might turn him around. Or turn him on. There’s probably some ex-gay ministries willing to take on the challenge, as well. I hear about the things that go on in those back rooms, and an elephant would most likely be a welcome addition.

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