Archive for April 29, 2009

Woman’s Attempt to Kill the Antichrist Foiled

April 29, 2009

catholic-antichristRoman Catholic priest Reverend Michael Massaro was stabbed twice in the back by 57 year old Josephine Gatchell who said he was the Antichrist. She in currently in police custody. The Antichrist says he forgives her.

Of course, it hasn’t been proven that he’s the Antichrist yet, but the Catholic Church surely can’t take these things lightly and I’m sure an investigation is underway.

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