Exorcisms Are Sooooo Gay

Manifested Glory Ministries, yet another one of those churches that are obsessed with homosexuality (yet, they’re totally straight, wink wink), posted a video on You Tube of a “gay exorcism” designed to rid a boy of … gay spirits, I guess.

“We believe a man should be with a woman and a woman should be with a man,” the Rev. Patricia McKinney told The Associated Press. “We have nothing against homosexuals. I just don’t agree with their lifestyle.”

Yeah. You have noting against them, but they must be possessed by some sort of evil spirit that can be removed be an exorcism. We all know that Satan is crazy about gay sex! That’s his great master plan to bring down society: making two guys love each other, especially if they’re in a long term monogamous relationship.

I don’t think these ministries are outright insane, they’re just stupid as shit. We not longer live in the dark ages, people. We understand homosexuality is just a human condition. We have absolutely no evidence that suggests the existence of evil spirits, demons, or devils, let alone that they can possess a human being and let alone that some dumb hick can remove the spirit with magic words and tap water. Any other primitive belief is met with skepticism, yet belief in ghouls and goblins is tolerated for some reason. This man is going to hurt someone and until he proves that the is sane he should not be alowed contact with children.

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One Comment on “Exorcisms Are Sooooo Gay”

  1. Bill Says:

    I guess that completes the biblical command to dispel demons:
    Get behind me Satan (and f*ck me up the @ss!)

    …immature, I know, but I couldn’t help it!


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