Do it!

“THE Vatican on Thursday warned Italy’s bishops against letting deserted churches be transformed into nightclubs if the decision was taken to sell the places of worship.”

Do it! Turn it into a night club. What’s the worst that could happen? It’s not like people are going to be stripping on the alter.

“He gave the example of a church in Hungary which was ‘transformed into a nightclub and where striptease took place on the altar.'”

Ok, so people will most probably be stripping on the alter. People have to fantasize about something while they’re sitting through long boring sermons.

It’s like Trading Places. Even after the house has been sold some people just can’t accept that the new owners may get rid of the glass unicorn on the mantle. Hey, things change. This may be one way of getting some ex-catholics back into the building again, though. With the subtle lure of booze, disco, and striptease.

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One Comment on “Do it!”


  1. Hmmm…with all the sex catholic priests had with choir boys et al, you’d think they wouldn’t be offended by some heterosexual entertainment going on in their holy houses of illrepute for a change.

    The hypocrisy of the church has defiled their holy sacrificial alter far more than a naked babe doing a pole dance on it ever could. Besides, if they do lap dances there people will be crying “Oh God I’m coming!!” What more could the church ask?


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