Happy Zombie Jesus Day!

Happy Zombie Jesus Day, everyone!

Some of you may not be aware that Jesus wasn’t the only zombie that rose from the dead that day; the liberal media often tries to cover it up.

And behold, the veil of the temple was rent in two from the top to the bottom; and the earth did quake; and the rocks were rent;

and the tombs were opened; and many bodies of the saints that had fallen asleep were raised;

and coming forth out of the tombs after his resurrection they entered into the holy city and appeared unto many.

-Mathew 27:51-53

Oddly enough, William Lane Craig, a man I thought believed in the inerrantcy of the Bible, says that this bit is all “poetic” and doesn’t mean what it says. But, once you start calling the world of “Gawd” mere poetry, the door to Hell may just open up beneath you …

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2 Comments on “Happy Zombie Jesus Day!”

  1. vjack Says:

    I wonder why every zombie flick doesn’t begin with a “this is based on a true story” line.


    • Just as true as Jesus … wink

      My favorite is Tombs of the Blind Dead, in which the Knights Templar come back as zombies. Bad movie, but an excellent concept.


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