Archive for the ‘Absurdisms’ category
You know you’re a dick when you’re at a Marilyn Manson concert and get singled out for being disruptive and disrespectful. Keep it up, Christianity isn’t quite dead yet.
From the article:
“We think it’s fun,” said Cesar Haro, 19, of Pomona. “We think arguing with these people is cool … but we do think it’s very disrespectful, though. We have the right to be here for what we paid. They’re disrespecting our area and our right to be here.”
This kid’s got the right idea.
“A 7-year-old boy led officers on a car chase Sunday through Weber County in an attempt to avoid going to church, authorities say.”
He gets demerits for the execution, though.
“Dispatchers received reports of a child driving a vehicle recklessly near 4100 West and 1975 North around 9 a.m.
The motorist who called in the complaint followed the child and witnessed the boy drive through a stop sign at 4700 West, Anderson said.
Two deputies caught up with the boy a few blocks away and attempted to stop the car, but the child kept driving, Anderson said.”
Hey, I don’t really blame him. Not only was it church, it was church in Utah! But seriously folks, there’s a lot better ways to learn about religion than going to church. Like any other way.