Archive for the ‘Absurdisms’ category

Mr. Deity and the Skeptic

September 16, 2009

Louis CK learns about the Catholic Church

August 31, 2009

Christians Dispruptive at Rock Concert

August 27, 2009

You know you’re a dick when you’re at a Marilyn Manson concert and get singled out for being disruptive and disrespectful. Keep it up, Christianity isn’t quite dead yet.

From the article:

“We think it’s fun,” said Cesar Haro, 19, of Pomona. “We think arguing with these people is cool … but we do think it’s very disrespectful, though. We have the right to be here for what we paid. They’re disrespecting our area and our right to be here.”

Mr Deity and the Unique Gift

August 20, 2009

The Wizard of Oz Adjusted To Reality

August 5, 2009

10 Things I Hate About Commandments

August 2, 2009

7 Year Old Skips Church, by Taking Car

July 30, 2009

This kid’s got the right idea.

“A 7-year-old boy led officers on a car chase Sunday through Weber County in an attempt to avoid going to church, authorities say.”

He gets demerits for the execution, though.

“Dispatchers received reports of a child driving a vehicle recklessly near 4100 West and 1975 North around 9 a.m.

The motorist who called in the complaint followed the child and witnessed the boy drive through a stop sign at 4700 West, Anderson said.

Two deputies caught up with the boy a few blocks away and attempted to stop the car, but the child kept driving, Anderson said.”

Hey, I don’t really blame him. Not only was it church, it was church in Utah! But seriously folks, there’s a lot better ways to learn about religion than going to church. Like any other way.