Posted tagged ‘angels’

Cattle Mutilation: UFOs? Why Not Angels?

December 10, 2009

UFO’s? Thankfully this rancher doesn’t think so.

“Four calves, all killed overnight. Their innards gone. Tongues sliced out. Udders carefully removed. Facial skin sliced and gone. Eyes cored away. Not a single track surrounding the carcasses, which were found in pastures locked behind two gates and a mile from any road. Not a drop of blood on the ground or even on the remaining skin.”

How come skilled plane landing is attributed to divine intervention, but cattle mutilation is always attributed to UFO intervention? Whose to say it’s not the other way around? Heavenly beings in the Old Testament can get a bit uppity at times. Who’s to say that there wasn’t a whole load of vengeance needing to be done on those cows.


virginity pledges are crap

December 29, 2008

So, as it turns out, people that were raised to be naive about sex are … naive about sex. Amazing! Data analysis has shown that virginity pledges are absolutely worthless. Well, not absolutely. People who take the pledges are more likely to engage in risky sexual behavior.
But, as obvious as the results may sound, these surveys need to be done because certain groups that happen to hold belief systems that involve magical fairies (angels) and invisible friends (jesus) tend to not accept reality.

What bothers me is that the government is investing in these abstinence only sex ed programs. So, you could say that the government is spending money to give kids STDs.

I really cannot wrap my head around people actually planning on keeping their kids ignorant of sex. Of course we need to teach people sex ed. People are not born fully formed out of the womb. They need to be taught even basic things like proper diet and what to and what not to stick your dick into.