Archive for July 2009

7 Year Old Skips Church, by Taking Car

July 30, 2009

This kid’s got the right idea.

“A 7-year-old boy led officers on a car chase Sunday through Weber County in an attempt to avoid going to church, authorities say.”

He gets demerits for the execution, though.

“Dispatchers received reports of a child driving a vehicle recklessly near 4100 West and 1975 North around 9 a.m.

The motorist who called in the complaint followed the child and witnessed the boy drive through a stop sign at 4700 West, Anderson said.

Two deputies caught up with the boy a few blocks away and attempted to stop the car, but the child kept driving, Anderson said.”

Hey, I don’t really blame him. Not only was it church, it was church in Utah! But seriously folks, there’s a lot better ways to learn about religion than going to church. Like any other way.

Beware the spinal trap

July 29, 2009

The following is an article by Simon Singh. It got him sued by the British Chiropractic Association because of accusations of libel even though it brings up some very legitimate dangers of the chiropractic trade.

It is also posted at Respectful Insolence and Pharyngula, both of which have some very insightful comment threads going on.

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Beware the spinal trap

Some practitioners claim it is a cure-all but research suggests chiropractic therapy can be lethal

Simon Singh
The Guardian, Saturday April 19 2008

This is Chiropractic Awareness Week. So let’s be aware. How about some awareness that may prevent harm and help you make truly informed choices? First, you might be surprised to know that the founder of chiropractic therapy, Daniel David Palmer, wrote that, “99% of all diseases are caused by displaced vertebrae”. In the 1860s, Palmer began to develop his theory that the spine was involved in almost every illness because the spinal cord connects the brain to the rest of the body. Therefore any misalignment could cause a problem in distant parts of the body.

In fact, Palmer’s first chiropractic intervention supposedly cured a man who had been profoundly deaf for 17 years. His second treatment was equally strange, because he claimed that he treated a patient with heart trouble by correcting a displaced vertebra.

You might think that modern chiropractors restrict themselves to treating back problems, but in fact they still possess some quite wacky ideas. The fundamentalists argue that they can cure anything. And even the more moderate chiropractors have ideas above their station. The British Chiropractic Association claims that their members can help treat children with colic, sleeping and feeding problems, frequent ear infections, asthma and prolonged crying, even though there is not a jot of evidence. This organisation is the respectable face of the chiropractic profession and yet it happily promotes bogus treatments.

I can confidently label these treatments as bogus [changed to “utter nonsense” in the scrubbed version] because I have co-authored a book about alternative medicine with the world’s first professor of complementary medicine, Edzard Ernst. He learned chiropractic techniques himself and used them as a doctor. This is when he began to see the need for some critical evaluation. Among other projects, he examined the evidence from 70 trials exploring the benefits of chiropractic therapy in conditions unrelated to the back. He found no evidence to suggest that chiropractors could treat any such conditions.

But what about chiropractic in the context of treating back problems? Manipulating the spine can cure some problems, but results are mixed. To be fair, conventional approaches, such as physiotherapy, also struggle to treat back problems with any consistency. Nevertheless, conventional therapy is still preferable because of the serious dangers associated with chiropractic.

In 2001, a systematic review of five studies revealed that roughly half of all chiropractic patients experience temporary adverse effects, such as pain, numbness, stiffness, dizziness and headaches. These are relatively minor effects, but the frequency is very high, and this has to be weighed against the limited benefit offered by chiropractors.

More worryingly, the hallmark technique of the chiropractor, known as high-velocity, low-amplitude thrust, carries much more significant risks. This involves pushing joints beyond their natural range of motion by applying a short, sharp force. Although this is a safe procedure for most patients, others can suffer dislocations and fractures.

Worse still, manipulation of the neck can damage the vertebral arteries, which supply blood to the brain. So-called vertebral dissection can ultimately cut off the blood supply, which in turn can lead to a stroke and even death. Because there is usually a delay between the vertebral dissection and the blockage of blood to the brain, the link between chiropractic and strokes went unnoticed for many years. Recently, however, it has been possible to identify cases where spinal manipulation has certainly been the cause of vertebral dissection.

Laurie Mathiason was a 20-year-old Canadian waitress who visited a chiropractor 21 times between 1997 and 1998 to relieve her low-back pain. On her penultimate visit she complained of stiffness in her neck. That evening she began dropping plates at the restaurant, so she returned to the chiropractor. As the chiropractor manipulated her neck, Mathiason began to cry, her eyes started to roll, she foamed at the mouth and her body began to convulse. She was rushed to hospital, slipped into a coma and died three days later. At the inquest, the coroner declared: “Laurie died of a ruptured vertebral artery, which occurred in association with a chiropractic manipulation of the neck.”

This case is not unique. In Canada alone there have been several other women who have died after receiving chiropractic therapy, and Professor Ernst has identified about 700 cases of serious complications among the medical literature. This should be a major concern for health officials, particularly as under-reporting will mean that the actual number of cases is much higher.

Bearing all of this in mind, I will leave you with one message for Chiropractic Awareness Week – if spinal manipulation were a drug with such serious adverse effects and so little demonstrable benefit, then it would almost certainly have been taken off the market.

ยท Simon Singh is the co-author of Trick or Treatment? Alternative Medicine on Trial

God is a Construct By Which We Measure Our Brains

July 29, 2009

There is a (mostly) pretty good outline on which parts of the brain produce which “religious” experiences on NPR.

  • Serotonin triggers mystical experiences
  • The temporal lobe, under seizure conditions, can experience voices
  • Frontal lobe activity is increased by meditating, regardless of on what

Then there’s the mostly

  • “New Research” says thoughts can increase your immune system (why is all the woo always credited to “New Research” or the “New Science”? Meaningful results only come after years of research and combined efforts)
  • NDEs (sigh)

News articles on Near Death Experiences are always sloppily written. Even when the rest of the articles are concise and objective, sections on NDE’s seem to always contain snide comments and dismissive terms like “materialists” to undermine any finding that doesn’t conform to a spiritual interpretation of the data. And they very often try to spins the reports with a strong reliance on anecdotes from doctors who were obviously not even trying to study the phenomenon and therefore didn’t have any notes or adequate test plans to draw on.

Vague explanations ( like “it looked like a toothbrush”) are accepted without question as a descriptions of high tech medical instrument that may look roughly toothbrush shaped in black and white silhouette and stories told months or years later are admitted as evidence.

Any real study needs to be set up so that they can’t be vague; this is the same sort of thing that muddles the study of psychics, the use of descriptions that can be interpreted in multiple ways must be questioned.

The tests that have been specifically set up to eliminate this vagueness, like the placing of written cards on top of cabinets, have come up a no go.

Unfortunately the NDE article is written by Barbara Bradley Hagerty, and she does have a book on spirituality called Fingerprints of God that pretty much depends on fuzzy anecdotes and woo.

Anecdotes are not evidence. They can help to flesh out evidence but are pretty much worthless on their own.

Chimpanzee vs. Human Learning

July 28, 2009

Q: How do chimps learn?

A: The same way humans do.

Just a little better. This scientist shows that humans keep repeating ritualistic movements (religious or not) that are clearly unnecessary. Chimps do not.

But, of course, only the Kwisatz Haderach can learn to the master the gom jabbar.

Eddie Izzard on Creationism

July 27, 2009

The Pope Lays the Smack Down

July 27, 2009

Well, tickle me Elmo, he’s actually following through with it. Early this year the Pope claimed he was going investigate Virgin Mary sightings and there would be hell to pay if they weren’t authentic. Turns out, the old man was serious. He just defrocked a priest in Bosnia that was apparently running a Virgin Mary scam to get pilgrims into his area.

From the article:

“In the midst of a spat with the local bishop and the Vatican, he had earlier made a prophecy that the Virgin Mary would appear in Bosnia.

Months later, six local children said they had seen the Virgin on a nearby hillside. Soon after Father Vlasic announced he was ‘spiritual adviser’ to the ‘visionaries’ who now claim that Our Lady has visited them 40,000 times over the last 28 years.

An estimated 30million pilgrims have visited the shrine since 1981, including many from Britain and Ireland.

Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger, now Pope Benedict, issued a ban on pilgrimages to the site but this has been widely ignored.”

Why don’t they apply these same rules to other tourist attractions? There’s that shroud that they tried to date, but then decided to hide then the dating didn’t go there way. And, there that piece of meat in a jar that some priests are claiming is a transubstantiated cracker. Millions of people pay to travel to see those relics, many of whom cannot afford to do so. Are some hoaxes immune from this sort of investigative rigor?

What's the deal with this cross. There looks like there's a piece of meat hanging on it. Is that to attract the Virgin Mary?

What's the deal with this cross. There looks like there's a piece of meat hanging on it. Is that to attract the Virgin Mary?

Wild In Church

July 27, 2009

I’m not one of those that thinks wild charismatic church members are crazy. Any person can act out in outrageous ways when put into an environment when it becomes socially acceptable to do so. It’s the Christianity part of it that’s crazy.

Anyway, they are still fun to watch.

The Devil Made Her Do It

July 26, 2009

Police said they found a 3 1/2-week-old infant stabbed and decapitated in a Texas home on Sunday and his mother screaming that she killed her son after the devil told her to do it.

I, of course, call bullshit on her little story. This woman killed her child in a gruesome way and is blaming a mythological character. She is obviously severely mentally ill and should never under any circumstances be allowed around children ever again. Since this happened in Texas, she will most likely be executed. As liberal as I am, I can’t complain. She can never in good conscience ever be allowed in public unsupervised ever again. Though, the ones usually calling for the death penalty in cases like this are the people that label themselves Christians, and they are the ones that should be taking her seriously. She is, after all, claiming that a character that they claim to believe in made her commit the crime. According to Christian beliefs, she is innocent. It is only denial of Christian beliefs that could ever blame either her or any mental imbalance for the crime.

The Exorcist: Assyrian Mythology vs Catholic Mythology?

July 26, 2009

PazuzuI still hold to the belief that the Exorcist as one of the greatest supernatural thrillers ever produced. Every aspect of the film seems to be consummately done. Sure, the pace may be a bit slow for the Transformers crowd, but that’s never been a concern for me. It’s still tops in my world.

The issue I do have with the movie is not the film itself, but the common perception of it. The Exorcist is often portrayed as being nothing more than Christian propaganda; a two hour long claim that Catholic Christian mythology is indeed fact. While that may have been the intention, I don’t think it is. In fact, I not only think that The Exorcist is not a Catholic film, I don’t see it as being Christian at all. It’s Assyrian! An aspect of the film that is often missed by most movie goers is that the demon that possesses young Regan MacNeil is not the Judeo-Christian entity Satan, but rather the ancient Assyrian demon Pazuzu. And, as I see it, the film shows the rituals of the two Catholic priests as being ineffective in suppressing him.

In the beginning of the film, the elderly Father Lankester Merrin is shown on an archaeological dig when his team uncovers a figurine of Pazuzu, an Assyrian god that was personified with a human head, a scorpion’s tail, and wings. This uncovering appears to awaken the demon, as idols in the ancient world were often believed to hold sway over the beings that they depicted. This belief that physical depictions of beings, either natural or supernatural, is common all over the world and is very prevalent in tribal religions.

Once Pazuzu is awakened his begins to inhabit the body of young Regan MacNeil. After exploring medical explanations for Regan’s changing behavior, her mother resorts to exploring supernatural means and assumes there is a relation to the only supernatural belief system she is aware of: Catholicism. She contacts a local church that reluctantly assigns Father Merrin and Father Karris to combat the demonic. If only Chris MacNeil were more aware of the religions of the ancient world, she could have looked up a local Assyrian holy man and she would have found a much more effective cure.

Once the priests begin their exorcism ritual, the overall effect it has against the Assyrian god is left to be vague and up to the viewer to interpret themselves. But, I believe that it is intended to show that the entity of Pazuzu is real and that the Catholic rituals are not. The priests are shown mistakenly associating the demon with their own adversary Satan, showing their inability to even identify the being. There are moments when holy water appears to cause the demon pain, but moments later Pazuzu is shown springing back as if he were merely feigning pain to catch the priests off guard like an animal protecting it’s nest. Throughout the exorcism, the intensity of the demonic possession waxes and wanes, leaving the priests to mistakenly interpret the lulls as being the direct result of their ritual, however the intensity was shown as having highs and lows well before the priests ever arrived.

Why is the demon attacking the priests? It is not because the are holy men but simply because they dare to oppose him. After all, the first victim of the Pazuzu/Regan possession is the MacNeil’s friend Burke Dennings, a man shown as being far from religious but very confrontational.

The second film in the series makes it even more clear that the famine god Pazuzu and not Satan is responsible for the possession with the unfortunately filmed depiction of James Earl Jones in a giant grasshopper costume. It could be argued that both Christian and Assyrian religions are shown as being true and are battling each other, but in my eyes the Catholic rituals are shown as being just as effective as they are in the mundane world.

The Pope Practices “Naturalistic” Medicine

July 23, 2009

This is truly disturbing. Last week, the Pope endorsed a pagan religion, and the lord duly punished him for it by breaking his arm. Now, instead of learning his lesson and trusting in God to heal his sick ways, he is turning to “naturalist” medicine for a “quick and easy” cure.

“Benedict XVI trusts the doctors who operated on his wrist Friday after a fall Thursday evening at his vacation chalet in northern Italy caused a fracture.”

These naturalist quacks may be minimizing this punishment from God by calling it a “fracture” but, until the Pope realizes the error of his ways and accepts Christ as the only healer he will never get better.

I long for the days of a Pope you could trust, like Pope Urban II. Now that was a pope.